I am my own planet

I was sitting in the car a few days ago.
Not driving.
The car was not moving.
I was in the middle of a big city.
The GPS was on my leg.
Then the GPS slid up my leg and wedged under belly.

And then I heard what made me laugh and cry at the same time.

"Lost satellite reception"

The GPS apparently does not service my planet and orbiting moon.

So this is how it feels to be fat.


Ali said...

Hahahahahahahahaha oh that's awesome! Hahahahaha

The Paxton Family said...

Oh you and your little growing planet :-) that is seriously a funny story!

Julie Katherine Stapley said...

Haha. That's amazing! Who would've thought? :)

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