6.30.2009

Pregnancy Letter #5

Dear Subway worker lady,

Thank you for your concern over my choice of sandwich. However, mind your own business! The bread is not going to "upset [my] stomach" but if you don't back off then my fist may upset your face.

The end.

-Emily

8 comments:

Beary Bee said...

Oh Emily.... I love it! It's like hi you're not my mom so BACK OFF! P.s. I am so sad about my wedding ring too. Not a whole lot could make a girl feel fat like no longer being able to wear a ring!

Lindsey Layton said...

Haha! People are so ridiculous somtimes...

J S said...

Haha. I love this letter. It's so funny! I hope you're doing well!

Randi said...

Hahahahaha

Sam and Jen Western said...

I would seriously never mess with a pregnant lady's food, mostly because I can only assume I am going to be way bad about wanting the food I want (since that's how I am now) You're letter definately made me smile :)

The Paxton Family said...

lol! someday someone will write a book called "what NOT to say to pregnant women" like all the random people at grocery stores who yelled at me because i didn't want to find out what i was having.
i stopped by yesterday but you must have been upstairs. if you are interested in having a procrastination party today, i'm putting off packing, and i have cake and ice cream :-)
whatever tempts you to come over :-)

Candi said...

HA ha ha, so funny to think you would actually say something like that! :)

Camille Elise said...

Hahahaha...

Seeing you pregnant is SOOO strange. Definitely not anything that I had ever thought of. You having a little kid. wow. I trust y'all will do fine!

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