Picture Phone Vomit

It is ridiculously hard for me to get pictures from my phone to the computer so usually I don't do it. But Sam is out of town so I found some extra time on my hands. These pictures are from any time between the beginning of September and now. I am only including the ones of Alex because he is the cutest. We also love to narrate Alex's thoughts so the captions in quotes are what he is thinking (according to Mommy).

 That bite may have been a little big.

 If you have to close your eyes to open your mouth, slow down.

A new favorite picture.

Daddy's Jazz fan.

"Oooh, oooh! Pick me, ooh, me!"

"I know I'm dirty, but do I go in the lights or the darks?"

Back in the pacifier days. Mommy misses those days.

Pretzels, see the belly, meet the belly!

"I'm too sexy for my shirt."

Caught!

Cheesy smile!

Alex loves this pink Jeep!

Eating at church. Of course he decides he's starving each Sunday.

"I'm only making this face because Mommy looks like a kook."

He always finds Sam's hats and tries them on.

He is so soft with books now and rarely bends the pages!

"I am the king of this bin lid!"

Alex's first attempt at climbing up to the window.

 

Getting closer!

Another favorite picture.

"Where is my food?! Why is this tray empty?"

Our living room at the end of a normal day.

Before he learned he could get all the way onto the window sill.

He climbs into this car without using the door. Hilarious.

Riding in style.

After he fell and got a fat lip.

"It's cold and someone stuck me in a pile of leaves."

"Hey! I'm relaxing here and eating my pretzels!"

Looking out the window is such hard work.

Paparazzi!

There are some girls in our complex who always want to play with Alex.

He wasn't interested in playing this day. He came inside and closed the door.

They kept trying to get him to go back out.

Alex brought me a bag of screws and signed "Food."

I tried to tell him that they weren't food but he insisted.

So I opened the bag and let him bite one.

I don't think he'll want to eat any more screws.

Alex is especially cute while eating. Only proceed past this point if you don't mind seeing a food-plastered face and ABC food.

 

 Always taking pictures at meal time.

 

Time to eat!

 

 How he ensures it all gets in his mouth.

"Feeding myself is tiring!"

"Try to guess how much made it into my stomach."

Whoa. That was a lot of food.

"Hungry, Mommy?"

Mmmm, English muffins!

He is getting so much better at feeding himself with a spoon.

I made french fries and he licked the ketchup straight out of the bowl!